Betterware

Betterware

BunnyHare...

Great poem John. I do like poetry which actually rhymes

“Good Morning my dear – tis the Betterware man”

Said I, as she opened her door…

“I got brushes and polish and dusters and pegs

Jackie...

he!he! I like it John!
We have the Bettaware man that calls here, usually good quality things.

John in Cornwall...

Thanks Jackie !!!
I had a moment of Inspiration !!
John

Jackie...

I did not realise you wrote that yourself, very clever John, I can't do
things like that.

and a mop to clean up your floor”

“I got pots – I got pans – I got cake tins for Flans

I got cream to put on your face”

“I got warm socks for toes – I got hangers for clothes

and brooms to clean up the place”

“I got stuff to clean out the cooker

I got stuff to put down the loo,

“I got plastic plates – I got knives, I got forks

Any colour as long as their blue”

“I got ground sheets for camps

I got new wicks for lamps,

“I got stuff to polish yer Brass,

“I got candles and matches –and new leather patches,

And stuff to polish yer glass”

“Go away” she replied,

“You horrible man”

“I have a good mind to call out the cops”

“I don’t need no polish,

“I have plenty of pegs”

“And I certainly don’t need no Mops”

“I was watching the Footie,

“I just missed our “Goal”

“It came from wonderful pass”

“I’m missing our Beckham and Roonie – and Sven”

“Your nought but a pain in the ********

andon...

You can save the hassle and still get the toys :-)

John in Cornwall