Bar joke

A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar. They are having a
good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.

Rabbit...

Wally.... bunker for the first time this year :-)

DavidC...

No way, that's not bunker material, unless you were the sister ?

Rabbit...

Maybe not but the bunker hasn't been used this year yet. Of course you could
take Wally's place and air it out :-)

David C....

No way, José......
Not enough space for me + stuff.

Then the Scotsman says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come
from, back in Glasgow, there's a better one. At MacDougal's, you buy a
drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third
drink!"

The others agree that sounds like a good place.

Then the American says, "Yeah,that's a nice bar, but where I come from,
there's a better one. Over in Brooklyn, there's this place, Vinny's. At
Vinny's, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink. You buy another
drink, Vinny buys you another drink."

Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar.

Then the Irishman says, "You think that's great? Where I come from in
Dublin, there's this place called Murphy's. At Murphy's, they buy you
your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your
third drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!"

"Wow!" say the other two. "That's fantastic! Did that actually happen
to you?"

"No," replies the Irish guy, "but it happened to me sister!"