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A priest and a Nun
Tue, 21 Nov 2006 21:13:12 GMT uk.people.silversurfers
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Grannie Annie...
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A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a convention when
the car breaks down. They are unable to get repairs completed and it appears that they will have to spend the night in a motel. The only motel in this town has only one room available so they have a minor problem. PRIEST: Sister, I don't think the Lord would have a problem, under the circum- stances, if we spent the night together in this one room. I will sleep on the couch and you take the bed. SISTER: I think that would be okay. They prepare for bed and each one takes the agreed place in the room. Ten minutes later... SISTER: Father, I'm terribly cold. PRIEST: Okay, I'll get up and get a blanket from the closet. Ten minutes later... SISTER: Father, I'm still terribly cold. PRIEST: Father, Okay Sister, I'll get up and get you another blanket. Ten minutes later... SISTER: Father, I'm still terribly cold, I don't think the Lord would mind if we acted as man and wife just for this one night. PRIEST: You're probably right. Get up and get your own blanket! ~~seadancer~~...
Jackie...
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