A joke.

A man has been married for thirty long years and has finally had enough

jackie...

LOL!! I am still giggling about that one Pingu!

Flyiñg Ñuñ 2°°6 +...

I was led to believe that every year of marriage was a _long_ one. :(

of the relationship so he hires a hitman to end it for him.
The hitman comes round to discuss terms and whatnot.
Everything is satisfactory to both parties and the deal is made. As he's
showing him back out the husband asks how it will happen.
"One shot, just below the left breast." replies the hitman.
"Well that's no good," says the man, "I want her killed, not knee-capped..."

Rabbit...

Do you need directions to Wally's bunker ???:-P

Pingu...

I was not the original poster, I stole it from alt.rec.humour in shame>

Rabbit...

Feeble excuses :-P

Foxy at w*rk...

lol