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Why are Wedding dresses White?



Tue, 21 Nov 2006 15:37:06 GMT uk.people.silversurfers
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Frogman...
VERY BRAVE MAN WHO WROTE THIS

linedancer...
I think we should have a naughty step for you Froggy, the Bunkers not doing

Anita...
Just remove his Lily pad privileges for a week I reckon ;)

Flyiñg Ñuñ 2°°6...
I thought that happened naturally as winter approaches.


BoyPete...
so, where's Lily's pad?

Frogman...
Now *that* would be telling ;-)

it's job ;-)


Son asked his mother the following question:

"Mum, why are wedding dresses white?"

Mike Clayton...
SNIP


The mother looks at her son and replies,

"Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your
bride is pure."

The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this
with his father.

"Dad why are wedding dresses white?"

The father looks at his son in surprise and says,
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"Son, all household appliances come in white."

Flyiñg Ñuñ 2°°6...
Love it, but I'd say that you're flying a bit close to the wind young man.
:)


Anita...
I saw Jackie had already done it - but I do not want you to be
disappointed, Froggie - so here is one from me :)

Frogman...
OoooooUUUUUUUCCCCHHHHHHH again,

Must ask Wally if there is any room in the Bunker ;-)

Grannie Annie...
There is *always* room in the bunker for naughty boys :')


Jackie...
LOL!! I hope Anita sees this.

Anita...
Oh I did, Jackie which is why I thwacked him above lol :)


Jackie...
I think I will get in before Anita - Thwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!

Flyiñg Ñuñ 2°°6...
I warned you!!!! :)


Mike Clayton...
I am almost afraid to ask the reason why woman have small feet. Could it
be so that they can stand closer to the cooker?

Flyiñg Ñuñ 2°°6...
That bunker's gonna be full quite soon I reckon.


Grannie Annie...
Fact: Men are living proof women can take a joke lol :oÞ

Frogman...
What? after all that Thwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!ing :-(

Grannie Annie...
Don't answer back :-)

Mike Clayton...
I just asked 'could it be?' :-)


BoyPete...
cooking? :)

Mike Clayton...
In white?

Mike Clayton...
Chefs wear white, that's all I meant

Hi Anita :-)

Grannie Annie...
Back peddling now? You can't get out of it that easily lol


Anita...
Thwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack - oi behave!


Jackie...
Thwwwwwaaaaaaaaacckkkkkkk!! where is Anita when I need her!!!


BoyPete...
Nooooooo........ the sink ;)


Jackie...
You tell him Annie!!!


Frogman...
Sorry Miss :-(

Anita...
You should know better than to argue with us Ladies, Froggie ;))
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