Position Vacant - Housewife

Applications are invited for the position of manager of a lively team of
four demanding individuals of differing needs and personalities. The
successful applicant will be required to perform and co-ordinate the
following functions:-

Companion, counsellor, financial manager, buying officer, teacher, nurse,
chef, nutritionist, decorator, cleaner, driver, child care supervisor,
social secretary and recreation officer

QUALIFICATIONS
Applicants must have unlimited drive and the strongest sense of
responsibility.
Be independent and self-motivated and be able to work in isolation and
without supervision.
Be skilled in the management of people of all ages.
Able to work under stress for long periods of time if necessary.
Must have flexibility to perform a number of conflicting tasks at one time
without tiring.
Have the ability to handle all new developments in the life of the team,
including emergencies and serious crises.
Be able to communicate on a range of issues with people of all ages,
including public servants, school teachers, doctors, dentists, trades
people, business people, teenagers and children.
Must be healthy, creative, active, outgoing
Have imagination, sensitivity, warmth, love and understanding since they are
responsible for the mental and emotional well-being of the team

HOURS OF WORK
All waking hours and a 24 hour shift when necessary

PAY
None. Allowances by arrangement with the team leader. The successful
applicant may be required to hold a second job in addition to the one
advertised here

BENEFITS
No guaranteed holidays
No guaranteed sick leave or maternity leave
No guaranteed life or accident insurance
No superannuating

noreen...

Good one Barb obviously a house wife what else ?;-))))

Aries...

and taxi driver for the kids lol

Madge...

Been there, done that, got the wrinkles!!