Miss Beatrice

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had
never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and
kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him
into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while
she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister
noticed acut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with
water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned
with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his
curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got
the better of him and he could no longer resist.

"Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about
this?"
pointing to the bowl.
"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking
through the park a few months ago and I found this little package
on the ground.
The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that
it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu
all winter."

BunnyHare...

Wally to te bunker !!ROFL;-)))

BoyPete...

with Miss Beartrice? ;)

Flyiñg Ñuñ 2°°6 +...

Nah!! It's not one of his rude jokes, it's a guddan. ;)

Foxy at w**k...

lol