Received by email

Aiend of mine sent me this :-)

Subject: Taking a woman to bed

jackie...

Errr! where is bed!!!!

David C...

Thanks for the advice.

I'd take it to heart, but at my age I'm not likely to need it!

Rabbit...

Go wash your mind out with carbolic soap, young man :-)

*What is the difference
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*between girls (or women)
aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78 ?
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*At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.

Pingu...

Why not tell that to the lady who sent me that one? She is currently in New
Zealand seeking enlightenment whilst teachihg yoga to people asle seeking
enlightenment!

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*At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.
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*At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
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*At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
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*At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
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*At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.
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*At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!
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*At 78 -- What story???
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*What bed???
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*Who are you???
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