Wedding jokes

Does anybody have any please?

My lovely GP (phwoarrrrr) is getting married on Dec 2nd, sob, sob.
I usually send him jokes by email and I thought I'd gather some up about
weddings

JoeH...

and many more from

Splodge...

Splodge...

snip

sam...

She was staunch Labour, he was true blue Tory.
The wedding went off flawlessly and was followed by a wonderful reception.
Off they went on their honeymoon after a great sendoff.
Tactlessly, on the long flight, they started talking politics, and by
the time
they reached the hotel they were no longer on speaking terms.
They retired to bed in silence.

After a while a plaintiff voice was heard ... 'There is a split in the
Labour Party'.
Silence.
'The split in the Labout Party is widening'.
Silence.
'If the Conservative Member can be persuaded to stand, I think he'll get
in'.

...

...

'The Conservative Member has already stood as an Independent and lost
his deposit.'

Splodge...

Goodum Sam
Splodge

Thanks Joe/ That's enough to get me started - if you know what I mean:)))))
Splodge

JoeH...

I can hear you giggling from here ;-)

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